When I was a little girl, I could quote Splash, for I was so in love with Madison the Mermaid. As a grown woman, I can quote Annie Hall, for I am so in love with everything that is Diane Keaton – she occupies a majority of my Girl Crush Pinterest board and I lost my mind when meeting her this year – I squeaked. A grown woman. Self sufficient. And I squeaked. I’m so ashamed.

…. and the other reason of my obsession (yes, yes, ok, ok, I cannot get enough of – and sort of find comfort in – the massive neuroses occupying Woody’s characters). Really… don’t ever let me get started. Your only blessing for brevity in this message is I have to wash my greasy roots and get my butt to work.