Yeah, I like things that are pretty and pleasant. So what’s wrong – and why is that “basic?” I don’t get this obsession with women tearing down other women just for the sake of “because.” I discover new music through sites such as Pandora and Spotify. I’m generally going to have to Google an acronym or meme, after which I’ll probably adopt it for a wee spell. I stalk Anthropologie’s tag sales and have my eBay search filters to isolate the Anthro brands I love… and I go into bid frenzy when the $298 dress is listed for $80. Sometimes, in moments of weakness, I purchase full price, then admonish myself for the splurge. I snap with filters; I even Snap filter my poor dog. #OhEdie. Yep, I made a hashtag for my dog. I “F”ing love this little monster – a rescue, and because that is, IMOO (in my opinion, only) THE BEST way to bring a little furbutt into a family. Particularly so in Maricopa County, which is so overridden with homeless, heartbroken, pets.

Oh Edie, Snapchat goddess filter, basic, pink

I go on Tinder and Coffee Meets Bagel dates, and swipe right far too happily on the former app after three glasses of wine. Colors as follows: red in the winter, rose in the spring, and alternating that pink and whites when it’s stupidly sweaty hot in the summer.  I dance and twirl in my living room listening to found-on-Spotify songs and while drinking that wine (pre, during, or post swipes) while Edie alternately watches in horror or goes to hide under the bed. My hair is ridiculously long; I like Essie’s nude/pink nail laquers; I live and die by my Urban Decay under eye concealer;  I dream about DryBar blowouts that make my hair so big, curly, and bouncy; and I rejoiced when my Yelp profile was upgraded to “elite.”

Fact is, I can go on and on about so many insignificant things about me that someone can choose to cut down for my lack of ambition to be cutting edge and bold. Oh… I didn’t even go to what would be considered impressive schools. But, these are my happiness and bank withdrawals, so where’s the harm and foul? I’m not smug, and I’m not intentionally tangential.

I say bring it on, and while I’m allowing myself the carbs, how about I have some white bread on the side, too? You got me, there, I ALWAYS let myself have carbs (cellulite is out of control)! On that note, I need to go back to grading some papers. Oh, my MacBook is probably an indictment, too, but I’ll put on record I’ve been an Apple gal since my folks bought me a IIC in 1985/6 so I think I have a pass to have my Apple obsession without a side of snark. :o)

Seriously, let’s all just lay down some of the snark – my Lord knows I am guilty, there, too. We have so much rage, sadness, fear, and chaotic confusion happening right now, adopting a PSL philosophy to life might not be a bad thing (but I do draw the line at actually ordering PSLs – I think it’s entirely a thing to do with it still being over a 100F when PSL season comes about and I cannot reconcile the two).

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I discovered For the
Foxes in a rather “basic” way (Pandora’s BORNS station), but I am,
basically, fairly “basic,” so I guess that’s rather alright. I really
don’t even know why it’s considered a bad thing, anyway, to be “basic.” I
am aware the term is intended to be an insult, but by whom, and what is
so offensive to this particular snarky crew? There’s a punchy
competitiveness – and not relegated to females – I occasionally hear the
condescending cutes from men, too – and pressure to be unique and
individualistic. You know what, I’ll let Rihanna shine bright like a
diamond (I still am highly suspect about gross human rights grievances
and exploitation all for the sake of diamonds… “F” I digressed, again –
happens all the time). But, more to that in my next post…. See you tomorrow!

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My rebuttal to aging. No!
My rebuttal to my sweet friends who attempted to convince me that being denied purchase to a cheap $9 red blend from Trader Joe’s is because I look so youthful. <<Psssh.>> My rebuttal to the guy who was in line behind me was lobbying to the associate who thought it a good idea to card me that I apparently looked well over the age of legal consumption (thanks, Captain Frigging Obvious)… was probably just trying to flirt with me last night. <<Grrr!>>
But, seriously, even my mom agreed, there comes a time when carding someone is no longer a compliment. It’s a demonstration of complete absence of any critical thinking, and is just frigging ridiculous, and not even laughable.
Yes, at my age, I should have my driver’s license in my wallet. But, last night, I did not. It was an on-sale, $9 bottle blend. It was California, 2008, and a combo of syrah, zinfandel, and cabernet grapes. It was not going to be excellent… it was $9. BUT, I wanted it. Because I had a busy, crappy day. I had rice crackers, a bag of organic lettuce, wedge of blue cheese, a bunch of irises, and pre-made pizza dough in the basket. I wasn’t trying to buy schlitz or goldschlagger. Clearly, I did not look like I was trying to throw a party… at least nothing other than a pity party… actually, not even that. Just a come-down-get-through-hump-day personal party. My rebuttal to the immediately remorseful cashier who requested identification proof of my age… <<I’m fine being denied sale, I understand. *Sigh*>>
My rebuttal to the friend who expressed that good music is timeless and to not be freaked out that I heard NIN on “The Mix” radio station on Monday; the same radio station that also plays Kelly Clarkson. <<eye roll>>

 My rebuttal to aging. No!
My rebuttal to my friend who attempted to explain to me that my super sore knee following my hike of the Superstitions on Saturday (as my dad would say, that gave me a “whupin'” — and that particular hike is supposed to give everyone a beating) is a result of a grueling workout, because “muscles are supposed to be sore.” <<None – I was too whupped.>> Well, yes, muscles should be sore after an ass beating, but the cartilage in knees isn’t soft tissue, so I can’t really take, although I appreciate, the rationalization. I will be walking Pat’s Run this year….
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